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my dad went through my school blazer and found this, he called me into the living room and was like “I won’t tell mum but Annie.. why do you have marijuana in your school pockets ?” I’m like what the fuck… and he showed me this and I’m like “dad thats a vegetable packet I didn’t eat from my chicken noodles I had from lunch today.. Look closely you can see the carrots and peas..”
And his like “you’re a fucking little shit”
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Posted on January 26, 2013 via a with 123,499 notes
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Posted on January 26, 2013 via Tragedy Series with 262 notes
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Posted on January 26, 2013 via Are we special or just weird? with 4,852 notes
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Posted on January 26, 2013 via pretty lies ugly truth with 12,046 notes
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imonlysleepinginstrawberryfields:
paulmcfagney:
what
can’t stop rebblogin this
Combine John and Paul and you’ve got yourself a sillywalk.
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Posted on January 26, 2013 via I Raff I Ruse with 106,905 notes
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My mother called me “buxom” today.
I don’t know how to respond to that.
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imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”
and jesus just
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Posted on January 26, 2013 via vagina doom with 90,009 notes
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39/100 films with beautiful cinematography (in no particular order)
citizen kane (1941)
directed by orson welles
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Posted on January 26, 2013 via Ramblings of a Flickering Muse with 568 notes
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when I join a new fandom it’s like i’m buying a second home in a different country and I have to learn the language and get to know the culture.
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Posted on January 26, 2013 via ♥joanna♥ with 22,867 notes
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